Saturday, November 30, 2013

sometimes i will MY language ! = A @ = B # = C $ = D % = E ^ = F & =G * = H ( = I ) = J _ = K - = L + = M = = N < = O , = P . = Q >= R ? =S / = T { = U }= V [ = W ] = X \ = Y | = Z BY: !+%-(% (AMELIE)
The selfish and the generous ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WASA GIRL NAME SAVANNA SHE WASN’T ONE OF THOSE WORKERS LIKE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL NAME CINDERELLA SHE WAS A RICH STEPSISTER AND AMERICA WAS HER STEPSISTER, AMERICA IS THE WORKER LIKE CINDERELLA. BUT ITS MIXED UP AMERICA IS THE MEAN ONE AND THE RICH ONE SAVANNA IS THE NICE ONE WHAT YOU MIGHT ASK JUST LISTEN WELL ONE DAY SAVNNA HAD AN IDEA “HEY WHAT ABOUT WE DONATE MONEY TO THE POOR PEOPLE SINCE WE ARE SO WEALTHY JUST TO TELL YOU THAT MEANS RICH WEALTHY NOT HEALTHY” BUT AMERICA JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER IDEA “HEY WHAT ABOUT DO A FUNDRAISER FOR US TO BUY NEW CLOTHES AND TAKE ALL OF THE TOWNS PEOPLE”S MONEY AND WE WILL BE THE MOST RICH PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY” AMERICA SAID NICE AND SELFISH “YOU ARE SO SELFISH LETS ASK THE KING, KING JOSHIE WHICH IDEA HE LIKES BEST HE WILL PICK ONE THEN WE WILL SEE THE QUEEN AND SHE WILL PICK WHICH IDEA IS BETTER LAST WE WILL GO TO THE PRINCESS AND PRINCE AND ASK THEM WHICH IS BETTER” SO THEY BOTH WENT TO THE PALACE OF YOUNGNESS OR JOSHIE. Chapter 2 WHEN THE TWO GIRLS WENT TO THE PALACE THEY NOTICE THERE WAS A NOTE ON THE BIG COLLOM DOOR THAT SAID: To the people in our village we Leave our royalty to my dearest Friends the young family the ones in charge When we are gone on vacation to America The address of this family 19-64-washing street. Thank you signed by king Joshi. “WELL LET’S GO TO THE YOUNG’S” SAID AMERICA WITH A MAD FACE “THEY NEED TO TAKE A VACATION AT THIS TIME OF THE FRENCH AND IDIAN WAR SHOW THAT’S TONIGHT AND IT’S REALLY FUNNY” ( BACK THEN THERE WAS A TELEVISION SHOW CALLED THE FRENCH AND IDIAN WAR WEIRD RIGHT ?) “OH SELFISH LITTLE GIRL WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY RELAX ALL DAY?” SAVANNA ASKED HER “WELL THEY KINDA DO?” AMERICA SAID BEING A WISE GIRL “YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE COME UP TO THEM AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY GHANA?”SAVANNA ASKED “JUST BE QUEIT AND LET’S GO FREAK!” AMERICA SAID WITH AN ATTITUDE. CHAPTER 3 WHEN THEY ENDED UP AT THE YOUNG’S HOUSE THEY KNEW WHO WAS REALLY GOING TO WIN “I COULD JUST TASTE THE VICTORY” AMEERICA SAID IN A SAID IN A SELFISH “DING DONG WENT THE DOORBELL “WELL WHO ARE YOU FINE LITTLE LADIES WAIT LET ME GUESS YOU ARE PRINCESS SAVANNA RIGHT AND YOU ARE THE WORKER, THE POOR STEPSISTER AMERICA RIGHT WELL NIC ETO MEET YOU TWO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU NEED TO RELAX WAIT WHAT ARE YOU FINE LADIES DOING HERE ON A THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START!” CHAPTER 4 “WELL COULD WE PLEASE COME IN AND ASK A FEW QUESTIONS?” SAVANNA ASKED ”AND WATCH THE FRENCH AND IDIAN WAR SHOW?” AMERICA ADDED “WELL SINCE YOU YOUNG LADIES ASK SO PLESANT OF COURSE YOU CAN YOU ARE THE SELFISH AND THE GENEROUS EXACTLY HOW I LIKE IT, COME IN” “WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?” SAVANNA ASKED “YEAH ALL EIGHT OF THEM” MRS. YOUNG SAID “WHAT WE NEED TO GO OVER ALL OF THOSE KIDS, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU WOMEN!” AMERICA SAID “SELFISH GIRL FIVE OF MY KIDS ARE AT DAYCARE, THE REST ARE EIGHT AND UP IN THEIR AGE GROUP” MRS. YOUNG SAID. AFTER THAT SAVANNA WAS UP FIRST WITH THE 8 YEAR OLD JOCELYN MARIE. “WELL HI JOCELYN HOW YOU’RE DOING?” SAVNANNA ASKED “I’M DOING FINE “JOCELYN SAID TO SAVANNA. “WELL I DON’T WANT YOU TO MEET MY SISTER AND MY SISTER TO DO IT HERSELF SO I’LL DO IT ALRIGHT?” SAVANNA ASKED “ALRIGHT” SAID JOCELYN NICE AND SWEET “WHICH IDEA DO YOU LIKE MORE MINE IS GIVING 1,000,000 DOLLARS TO EVERYBODY WHO LIVES IN GHANA AND MY SISTER WANT S EVERYBODY TO GIVE ALL THEIR MONEY TO HER FOR SHECOULD BUY A MILLION OUTFITS SO WHICH ONE JOCELYN?” SAVANNA FELT WORRIED “YOURS” SHE SAID WITH A BIG HUMAGOUS SMILE. AFTER THAT SAVANNA GOT A PIECE OF PAPER AND WROTE: Savanna JOCELYN America NEXT SAVANNA WENT TO KYARA POOF A 13 YEAR OLD “ALRIGHT LETS CUT TO THE CHASE MY SISTER AND ME HAVE A CONTEST WHICH IDEA IS BETTER MY IDEA IS TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING IN GHANA AND MY SELFISH SISTER IDEA IS MAKE THE WHOLE GHANA GIVE HER ALL THE MONEY THEY HAVE AND SHE BUY ALL THE CLOTHES SHE WANTS SO WHICH IS BETTER MINE OR MY SISTER” SHE ASKED KYARA “I LIKE YOU’RE BECAUSE MY FAMILY LOVES MONEY AND THERE IS A LOT OF POOR FAMILIES HERE IN GHANA I’M LEARNING ABOUT IT IN SCHOOL” KYARA ANSWERED, THEN SAVANNA WROTE: SAVANNA JOCELYN KYARA AMERICA “LAST BUT NOT LEAST JENNIFER” CHAPTER 5 SO NEXT WAS JENNIFER THE OLDEST OF THE FAMILY AT THE AGE OF 17 YEARS OLD. “SO JENNIFER I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND MY SISTER THE SELFISH AND THE GENEROUS SO WE HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS MY IDEA IS TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TOALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT AND NEED LIKE THE POOR PEOPLE AND ON THE OTHER HAND MY SELFISH SISTERS IDEA IS TO MAKE ALL OF THE TOWN PEOPLE TO GIVE ALL THEIR MONEY TO HER FOR SHE COULD BUY ALL THE CLOTHES SHE WANTS SO WHICH ONE IS BETTER?”SAVANNA ASKED “YOURS” SHE SAID IN ONE SENTENCE. SAVANNA RUSHED TO THE TV ROOM TO BRAGG ABOUT HER WINNING “ HAHA I WON LETS GET STARTED AND I EVEN WROTE DOWN THE LIST OF NAMES FOR ME NONE FOR YOU, LET ME THINK FIRST JOCELYN SAID YES THEN KYARA SAID MINE AND JENNIFER SAID MINE” “WELL THE SHOW STARTED AND GUESS WHOSE NEXT WEEK’S GUEST STARS ON THE FRENCH AND IDIAN WAR SHOW” AMERICA ASKED “I MISSED IT FOR JUST THAT YOU TRICKED ME YOU SET THIS THING ALL UP FOR I COULD THE SHOW AND MAKE ME FEEL LEFT OUT THAT’S MESS UP I TELL YOU SO WHO AR THE GUEST STARS?” SAVANNA ASKED “US WE ARE THE GUEST STARS” AMERICA ANSWERED “WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN IT’S NOT FAIR THAT YOU TRICKED ME LIKE THAT AND JUST TELLING YOU THEY PICKED I JUST WANTED TO WIN BECAUSE YOU ARE SO SELFISH AND MEAN AND ALSO I WAS JUST KIDDING I REALLY WON BOO YAH NICE TRY BUT WE ARE NOT THE GUEST STARS IT’S THE KING, THE QUEEN, THE PRINCESS, AND THE PRINCE NICE TRY SIS BUT COULD YOU OPEN THAT DOOR FOR ME PLEASE?” SAVANNA ASKED TO HER ONLY SISTER AND HER MEAN SELFISH SISTER. “SURE! AHHH!” AMERICA SCREAMED “TAKE THAT I GOT YOU WITH GLUE AND FEATHERS THAT’S YOU DESERVE!” SAVANNA SAID WITH A SMIRK. The End.